“Last time I tell a spooky campfire story.”

“I got screwed with my pension.”

“I’m here just for the B12.”

“They killed all the romance.”

“He’s a nonconformist salmon — always swimming with the current.”

“We’re uploading all the data to the cloud.”

“The main thing is we made it into the newspaper.”

“I’m more of a cat person.”

“Finally I decided what I want to do with my life.”

“I installed a wireless network.”

“They messed with my brain at work.”

“Sorry, I work on net 60 payment terms.”

“Every time I type ‘home’, I get ‘you’ve reached your destination’.”